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TRANSCRIPT:
Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]
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Wait, is nickleless the proper usage of nickel? I honestly don't know
TBH, the best thing about this is the Alt text of the photo.
Awesome. I'm going to use this in real life.
This is one of those goals that I make really important to myself.
Well, most cages are made of steel instead, and thus nickfull ones.