this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
170 points (93.4% liked)

Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

2151 readers
1 users here now

Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout [email protected]!

(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 15 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

needs tabasco

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

gonna have to put a LOT of booze into that... and take out the mayo... fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Mayonegg. Meggorhita.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This could have ruined someone's Friday! Good thing it's not Friday any more. I approve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It always was

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Oh. My. Gawd. All it needs is some pickle juice and Sriracha sauce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have a hard time believing it's not fake news despite coming from Reuters.

Gonna need at least a single authentic picture to not consider this a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Many such articles, but no one wanted to print the margarita picture. Maybe you can extrapolate from this

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

I am suddenly in favor of the death penalty

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Calm down satan