this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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PTOs are easy
The what now?
Guess they arent that easy huh. And yeah shoulda said PIV. I get those backwards a lot
paid time off
penis in vagina
The who
The what. Who's on first
Ah the 'ol stoogearoni
So can anyone else that sat around in that break room while they played that video. You're not special.
w-what
Aren’t microplastics stored in the balls?
Oh no, it's Klaus!
In case somebody doesn't get the reference: https://piped.video/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck
It's a German short film from 2000 that parodies 80's work safety films. Note that it's a tiiiny bit gory – viewer discretion is advised
Link didn't work for me. Here's the YT one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck
This is by far the best work safety video I have ever seen.
Hell, they're running excavators and cranes
They're running billion dollar companies and countries too.
But they're naturally not us for some reason, right?
My brain is definitely so full of microplastics, lead, PFAS and mercury that they probably do my thinking for me.
Would explain a lot, honestly