“I hope they stop. Don’t advertise, If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is." - Elon Musk, November 27th 2023
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Womp womp.
Elon, yangot a 50 bil payout, just finance your dogshit website.
The problem is that his payout, like the rest of his fortune, is in exceedingly overvalued Tesla stock. So using that to finance Twitter means selling, and every time he sells the price takes a hard dip because Tesla investors know they're standing on a soap bubble and they are extremely nervous about it bursting. Any sudden uptick in sales pressure is liable to cause a small avalanche of investors abandoning ship.
The process of buying Twitter alone cut his net worth by half because of how much it cratered the Tesla stock price.
'Begs' sounds like a strong word comparing to the actual content of the article
I believe the appropriate, corporate-friendly answer in this case is "go fuck yourself"
All part of the plan.
I wonder why nobody wants to set up their billboards on a burning heap of shit...