"A lemon isn't naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"
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As I read this I'm picturing a massive pirate ship with the captain yelling "Fire you lemons!" at the crew.
And then maybe the cannons fire lemons.
Thats a window into my dreams
FIRE YOU LEMONS
But only when light life them on gives.
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!
"Jobu, you no help me now... I say 'fuck you Jobu,' I do it myself."
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
Do lemons burn? I can't help but think they would require a lot of encouragement.
I'm Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.
The memes I appreciate most are ones that are a reply to a comment and not a post in and of themselves.
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OPEN INSIDE
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SMOKING FIRST
When light life them on gives fire you lemons
You silly lemons