this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If you're nice you can then detail the namesakes crimes using the plot of a well known slasher film and hope they pick up on it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

I work with a guy named Jason Voorhees. He was born after the character was already infamous.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I almost had the same name as a man who committed some very famous murders soon after I was born. My parents chose a different first name for me, but his was in the running. They told me they would've changed my name if they had picked the murderer's name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, Oba Chandler would have been a pretty tough name to grow up with, so I'm glad they didn't go with that one, too.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"...Like the cult leader that killed all those children?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Oh, the cannibal? Much less charismatic, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I knew a couple who got pregnant and they named their kid Dallas. They had a relative named Dallas who killed their parents.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Guess they didn't like the parents, huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was going to have a Debbie does Dallas link instead of the dark place it went.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well damn, good on them for moving on

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, they were both too young to really know the parents and it's a not a very close relative. It's really just a story to them and not something they experienced.