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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

But I don’t wanna be a liberal :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where my instant coffee gang at?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Accelerationism/Anarcho-nihilism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Anyone say they Microwave the water to heat yet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

As a liberal, and an Italian: yes, cause every coffee prep method that isn't espresso fucking sucks.

And I guess replicators can make espresso too.

And mokas burn more than they cook.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Watch out if you dare to have blue hair as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What if I inject coffee straight into my veins?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Just take caffeine pills.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You're a transhumanist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Eurocommunist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Neoliberalism. May Thatcher rot in hell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

What are you, British?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's the maoist one? Where do the grounds go?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's exactly like a maoist, but glass instead of plastic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's a chemex. There's a cone filter on top that the grounds sit it, it's a pour over brewer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where does Folgers instant put me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Moderate American

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.

WTF?

...Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.

I'd argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.

But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can't say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.

The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we'll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.

Meanwhile, in 2024, we're having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the true test of a person's character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don't look on my kitchen countertop- it's full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Protip: Pick up a cheap 20v battery operated hand drill and attach it to the handle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Whatever, folgers is good enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Your forearm needs more shakeweight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a liberal anarchist apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Average DSA member /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

SocDem. Halfway between pour over and French press, widely appealing, but people tend to grow beyond it.

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