We think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.
Not the onion
Should be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.
I swear this will become a reality in the next months
I've seen two videos of people doing it on social media.
Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.
They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.
A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜
The holy trifecta of stupid
The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh
It’s called innovation
This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.
Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination
Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.
and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla
This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.
There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *
*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead
Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market