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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have an ex who has brown/blue heterochromia. It looks so cool in people!

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Homophobia means they hate gay people.

You mean hypochondriac.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No, that's a person who always believes they're sick. You're thinking of hemophiliac.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No thats when someone's blood doesnt clot and they bleed to death from a paper cut.

You're thinking of homosapiens.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No that's humans. You're thinking of homeostasis.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, that's self-regulating body temperature. You're thinking of herpetology.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, that’s the study of amphibians and reptiles. You’re thinking of horticulture

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, that's the art and science of raising plants. You're thinking of hors d'oeuvres.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, that's European cuisine. You're thinking of homesickness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

No. That's being far from home and missing it. I believe you meant homeopathy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a medical pseudoscience. You're thinking of heliosphere

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you're mistaken, since that term refers to the outermost atmospheric layer of the Sun. the term you might want to use here is "histogram".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe your statement might contain a slight imprecision, as a histogram is a bar graph displaying the frequency distribution of some value. Did you perhaps mean to say "homogram"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It seems like we ran into a misunderstanding, because a homogram is a type of poem. I believe the term you were looking for is haplotype.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This that thing where if you want the right answer you just post the wrong answer on the Internet.

It's called Ohms Law

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

No this is that thing from redd... Wait how did you make me do that??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nah, ohm's law is one of the fundamentals of electrical theory. V = I R

voltage = current x resistance

You're thinking of Murphy's law.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's heterochromia guys, jeeze.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

No, that's hating the monochrome straight people flag

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I use Arch, btw

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

By that token, David Bowie was homophobic, which is somewhat hard to believe.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

David Bowie had a permanently dialated pupil from an injury he suffered as a child, not differently colored eyes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This. Medically speaking it probably still counts though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Now you've got me pondering the possibility of a new(?) word HETEROPHOBIC 🤔

Any heterophobes out there??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

🙋🏽‍♂️

The men are not okay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not heterophobic.

The straights are not right OTOH

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Well the gay men haven't done anything to deserve my ire so far, so you're right on this one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Eminem used the term in the song 'Criminal' which came out 24 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

MOOOOOM, KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Makes me think of this clip from Camp Camp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Me too, bud. 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

lol I wasn’t expecting that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this clip

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 5 months ago (4 children)

if heterochromia is having two different eyes colors then it means Im homochromatic

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, its just a phase

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your eyes may be homochromatic. Are you the same color everywhere on your person?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

yes, Im green all over, just like the other brazillian, Blanka

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Didn’t Blanka have red hair?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What causes it. What colours are they?

That’s so cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Genetic mutation. If you want to see something even cooler, image search feline chimera.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love it. It's like two cats in one. Reminds me of the mood octopus plushies that you can flip to the other side and then it has a different colour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It kind of is two cats in one for real, the two sides have different dna!