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    [–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    can we get this law passed pls

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    Yeah, you'd better hurry.

    [–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Yeah, well, I have 1.8Gb so 😏

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    In 1000 years this meme/tweet/post will be what my entire generation's existence will be known for. Noone will remember the politics, the disasters, the geopolitical events good or bad, they will remember our entire world and existence ad the only time that technology advancement was driven by the big tech mafia trying to see how far it can get it's dick in your digital footprint.

    It's the new cops v robbers or bootleggers v prohibition race. Our tech is getting faster to out run the corporate fuckin maleare but the faster we go the more they stuff in so to the avg user they're ended with paying $6k for a GPU/cpu combo that runs at the same efficiency as my school library's c9mputer did running ms-dos running Oregon Trail in 1995. You are so confined by only having access to functions with massive fuckiing app buttons that even logging in as a guest user req you to memorize every CLI ever made.

    It's become my defining "I don't want to live in this world anymore"

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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

    I would love to be this person. I'll even fix some of the bugs I find.

    [–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Doesn't really matter what your developers run on, you need your QA to be running on trash hardware.

    We can even cut out the middleman and optimize unity and unreal to run on crap

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

    Jokes on you, my corporate job has crippled the Mac they gave us so much that EVERYONE has trash hardware!

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

    You have my vote.

    [–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    We need more shorter games, made by happier devs paid more to work fewer hours, with worse graphics.

    [–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    Steam is full of shorter games with worse graphics made by indy devs. Guess what? No one gives a shit! Because no one needs crappy games from 1980-s.

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    [–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I need a glass of whiskey.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

    Don't we all, though I'm not opposed to any good liquor

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The thing is that developers tend to keep things as simple as possible and overly optimize stuff, when you find bloatware is usually some manager that decided to have it.

    [–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    It's the marketing. Always the marketing. Especially the SEO guys.

    One SEO guy we worked with told us not to cache our websites because he was convinced that it helped. He badgered us about it for weeks, showed us some bullshit graphs and whatever. One day we got fed up and told him we'd disabled the cache and he should keep an eye out for any improvements in traffic. Obviously we didn't actually do anything of the sort because we are not fucking idiots. Couple days later the SEO wizard sent us another bunch of figures and said "see, I told you it would help I know my stuff". He did not, in fact, know his stuff.

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    [–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

    The thing is

    Of course, we developers like to optimize and patch source code all the time. If I am suddenly woken up at three in the morning, I will immediately open the lid of my laptop and start optimizing the code. That's our little developer secret.

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

    I think I already posted this at some point, but Software Disenchantment is always worth mentioning in this context.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

    I like how KDE has been getting faster and faster as time went on. Like Lisa Simpson's perpetuum mobile.

    [–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    The ideal is β€œplays fine at lowest graphics settings on old hardware” while having β€œhigh graphics settings” that look fantastic but requires too-of-the-line hardware to play reasonably.

    Generally this is almost impossible to achieve.

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    How goes the saying? 32 MB of RAM and always swapping?

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I've heard Emacs as eight mb and constantly swapping (I use Emacs BTW)

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

    Your awesome for correcting me (I use vim BTW)

    Plus emacs and lisp are superior. But I didn't managed to jump ships.

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    If I can't type the program into my TRS-80 from a computer magazine I don't trust it.

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I was going to laught at the hypocricy of you using lemmy, definitely not using your TRS-80 but I don't trust my phone, the lemmy app or lemmy server either.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

    Trash 80 dialing in to a Linux shell account using one of the various cli lemmy clients should work

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

    We just need to write a version of Lemmy that runs in basic on a TRS-80 and publish a magazine

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