this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Anon has self respect and you can’t help but respect it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

"Every girl I date is mentally ill" Wow that's crazy bro, have you considered that you are also mentally ill and an asshole to boot?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If some random came to me complaining that almost all of the several partners he's had are all Cluster B, I'd immediately begin wondering if perhaps the issue isn't that they're all crazy, but rather that this random guy is uncapable of making the barest minimum effort to emotionally connect with anyone. If he also says shit like "vagina exploded because of clandestine dildo usage, too much birth control", I'm simply just not gonna give him any benefit of the doubt.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Due to skim reading, I didn't see where it said "vagina exploded because of clandestine dildo usage", and seeing the phrase in your comment made me reread OP incredulously. Yeah no, I agree with you

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

So uh

Anyone want to hook me up with the sterile nerd girl from Hinge? I could be dude number 5, I'm low maintenence

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