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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No one has made mention of the 83.7%. I think it should be 17% odd smaller.

Sorry I know it's like that glass eyed guy from last action hero.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Post title is incorrect. Women's clothes don't have pockets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Its a watch pocket actually. For a pocket watch. That practically nobody uses anymore. I use it for small easily lost project parts.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Come on, dude, there is no female wage gap. It's just that men choose high-salary jobs, like doctor or lawyer, and women choose low-salary jobs, like female doctor or female lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

::chef's kiss::

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I’ve always used it for my car’s keyfob, which is the only key or fob I have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Always thought it was for condoms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I've known them as "Jonny pockets" but yeah not a good place to actually keep one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Need to keep condoms cool. Body heat, over a long time, will increase chances of failure. The condom in the wallet is a "baby maker".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why does heat make condoms break?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Why? Beats me.

https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/what-to-broken-condom

Using poorly stored condoms. Heat, direct sunlight, and friction are some of the biggest threats to a condom’s durability. You should avoid using condoms stored in your wallet or glove compartment for long. The friction and heat in these areas might contribute to breakage. Condoms are meant to be stored in cool dark areas, away from direct sunlight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

the condom company has a deal with the baby products company

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (7 children)

And for the actually curious; it was originally to hold pocket watches

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

it makes for a great card holder for metros or any situation where you need to have a card in a quickly accessable place

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Steve Jobs said it was for the iPod shuffle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"A what watch?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I was a pocket watch user in the time before we all carried phones all the time and I cursed all pants without a fob pocket in those days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was always taught it was called a ‘fob pocket’, as in a pocket for your fob watch (the old name for a pocket watch) but I only knew that because my grandfather collected fob watches. I was also taught that the little pocket near the hip of the inside of a coat is called a fob pocket for the same reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I'm not really sure about it's actual name since i'm not a native speaker; i basically shoehorned the translation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

its actually for your lil baggie of cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always thought it was for lighters

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was for change

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was for drugs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This is the answer... But don't tell the prudes, please.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Turns out, it's for whatever you put in there

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damnit, I was keeping my celery in there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Does ants on a log count? Asking for a friend.

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