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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

soy milk

(kinda fitting actually)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Cacio E Pepe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Scrambled Eggs and Toast

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Veggie Burger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Quesadilla!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Knuckle sandwich 😞

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

A black man's ass

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Enchilada.

Perfect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Fist full of granola

Or Fist for short

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Fig newton, but separately fig or newton would be even better names

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Richard 😏

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Pot roast, think it fits pretty well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"

When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oooooo, I just ate a Kind bar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Bean salad what

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Smarties :3 tbh not a bad name for such a cutie 🥰

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Honey Nut Flake

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hush Puppy.

That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?

Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

Cum.

I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

All goon things must come to an end. 😌

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

Thank you for your snackrifice.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Dog? It's an okay name I guess

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

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Heck sausage

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