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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For everyone's sanity, please restrict access to the prod DB to like two people. No company wants that to happen to them, and no developer wants to do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thing the technical term for this is an RGE.

(Resume Generating Event)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a good way to wake yourself up in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Doctors HATE this one simple trick! Lose up to 100% of MyChart data - and KEEP it off!

Can help reduce blood pressure, high cholesterol, weight, height, gender, name and more to NULL! Wake up feeling NULL and NULL!