this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I hate it when I'm too late for the toilet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

For most, hopefully it isn't about bad aim.

There is a moment, immediately at the commencement of piss, where the stream may or may not flow predictably. Usually this is after sleep or sex, but can happen at any time. This can mean the stream veers hard left/right until correcting, this can mean literally 2 separate streams.

The pressure corrects this potential issue for me at least within 2 seconds or so, but damage done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

No, it isn't about bad aim. And regardless how or why it happens, it's about not being a disgusting person and cleaning up your own mess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One more reason to just sit, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So many questions. But mainly, why is the person dancing while peeing? Is that why they missed? 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Ain't no one an' nothin' gunna stop you from gettin' your jam on.