When Muhammad didn't go to the mountain...
this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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Will the zealots and their goons consider this a message from Allah, that their ways might be wrong?
Nah!
Wait, weed is legal in Iran? Also I thought the lethal dose was too high for human consumption. A new record for us stoners I guess.
What next? Someone getting stoned to death by pluto???
Someone getting stoned to death by grass?
Karma comes in many disguises
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