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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

When Muhammad didn't go to the mountain...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Will the zealots and their goons consider this a message from Allah, that their ways might be wrong?
Nah!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Wait, weed is legal in Iran? Also I thought the lethal dose was too high for human consumption. A new record for us stoners I guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What next? Someone getting stoned to death by pluto???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Someone getting stoned to death by grass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Karma comes in many disguises

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