Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update (fakeupdate.net)

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Works for mobile too

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Hey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?

Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…

Ohh fuck

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.