Because NIPRNET sucks to do OSINT.
You don't want to be in the military for anything PSYOPS.
You'd be better off as a contractor.
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Because NIPRNET sucks to do OSINT.
You don't want to be in the military for anything PSYOPS.
You'd be better off as a contractor.
To be fair, NIPR sucks at everything.
The US is almost certainly doing it too. I don't think they're going to post them on Indeed though.
Because you are not good at it