60% of the time, it works every time
this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Fucking genius.
What's sad is people are taking this seriously because someone believing this at face value as a bad thing isn't entirely farfetched lol
I wonder which quartile they reside in.
Ironically, him being a fucking idiot actually proves his point.
Wait, this isn't satire?
Edit: I commented too soon. It's satire.
Yeah, and me being a fucking idiot proves it more.
Lmaooooo I love this save
I commend you for at least acknowledging it.
We need to get kids up to the Lake Woebegone standard!
I notice there is a 25% in the top as well... Coincidence or conspiracy...
Nice try everyone knows that the soyjack is on one end and the chad is at the other.
I'm surprised it's only 25%. These days, I'd figure at least 40% would be in the lowest quartile. Has anyone checked the math on this?
Check the math? What do I look like, a numbertician??
Damn, I was really hoping to find a mathmagician!
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Was he being facetious or serious? Because that’s scary if he was being serious.
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Duh!!
But then again, 25 percent of American students are also in the top quartile on standardized tests, so it evens out.
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I cant tell if this is a joke or if this guy is in the bottom quartile.
It's a satirical account, that's not a real politician.
There are plenty of them out there that are this dumb though.
Its a little sad that it’s this hard to tell anymore. Thanks btw
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Looks like a real educational problem.
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First time I saw a statistician joke
Its always about the deviation with them. Perverts.
You're probably one of today's lucky 10,000.
The worst thing about that XKCD comic is that I can't get annoyed about seeing it for the thousandth time without risking a recursive loop of comic posting, me getting annoyed, comic posting to explain why I'm wrong to be annoyed, more annoyance... it's a problem, though admittedly not my most pressing one.
We just need a few more to see if there’s a trend.