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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

TinyCat is off to the vet. He chucked again this morning, that makes it 4 times in a week. He's also alternates between velcro-kitty and antagonist way more than usual. Suspect something is going on with him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Initial Assessment for Psych sessions done. Now on the wait-list for a bulk billed session.

Holy crap, I want to cry and laugh.

Looking forward to TAFE starting in July, too.

I can do this, I can do this. If not for me, then for him:

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's too late, the snot has me now

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Boogerman got me good.

Best part of wfh i'm huddled on couch with doona, cats and comfort tv and a loose eye on work emails with volume turned up so i can nap.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

It went ok I think. They didn't react negatively to "Simon". But we'll see how it plays out.

Was good practice anyway! Edit: managed to sort of organise a reference. It's a mate but it's the best I can do for the moment.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good work! did you bring up last nights massive revelation on "farmer wants a root" to sell it? I assume there was a massive revelation anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I may have stretched my Aussie accent out a bit further than normal. Only slightly though.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fantastic! Seriously should be proud of yourself! ๐Ÿ’œ Make sure to treat yourself as well, you deserve it!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Onya Simmo!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Love getting into work and there's a mystery bottle of vodka waiting on my desk. Sign of the week to come?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

remembering i have a puffer jacket but it is bright blue and thatโ€™s not very melbourne

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

A blue puffer jacket: For when you want to stand out from the crowd SLIGHTLY.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

My head is so sore from last night. Those damn smoke alarms. I am pretty sure the ones we have are loud enough to cause hearing damage, at least my tinnitus thinks so. I guess it gave the neighbour with the car alarm a taste of his own medicine though, so there's that

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thereโ€™s set standards about how loud fire alarms must be to be compliant. Itโ€™s meant to be really loud and piercing because itโ€™s supposed to wake people up and be something thatโ€™s hard to ignore. Often people have been saved because neighbours heard the alarm. Not fun if you have to listen to it for extended period of time though. Hope you feel a bit better today and that your arm settled down too.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Got some pretty cool shots of the aurora on Saturday night, hand held with my phone, standing in my partners backyard in Reservoir!!! What a crazy experience :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

it was a surprise to see it from the suburbs, but I nearly died of shock when my dogshit iphone managed a pretty decent pic. the poor thing doesnt even have a night mode or long exposure, it was a hell of an ask for "auto" mode.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I've woken up and come to work and forgot my ID pass, hopefully I don't get locked out of the building today.

Also my body is broken from the weekend furniture moving.

5 mins to have coffee and enjoy it before I have to be outside, argh!

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Alrighty. Off to an interview as "Simon". Here we go.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Simple as Simon can be, he does well in interviews lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Remember to talk about coffee, Bunnings sausages, your lawn and how you love the tv show MAFS if you really wanna sell the โ€œwhite boring dude thingโ€.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mate did you see the eagles get absolutely THRASHED by the pies yesterday?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"did you see that ludicrous display last night?!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have awoken to a kitchen covered in stir fry. Unwisely thought the lid would be enough to stop FishyCat getting into it. Hopefully he doesnโ€™t end up peeing rocks from that snack.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A true hunter in your midst

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He was a street cat before we got him, so fuck knows what he was hunting up to eat. Needs to stick to his prescription biscuits now! Wish you could explain to them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mine "accidentally" stole a small of piece of chicken off my plate that was seasoned with garlic and now she's nuts for it.

No Gibson, garlic will kill you. Doesn't seem to sink in

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I recommend getting 1/4 chicken and chips. Skin and chips for thee, rest tithed to the lord

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Leftovers with some extra cheese thanks

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ•

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish to order a cure for Mondays

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿงธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I missed the aurora the first time, going out briefly and too late, then forgot last night. Oh well. It's not really safe to hang around outside at night and I wouldn't have been able to see much.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Saw little butters today for an mday event. Little man chooses his battles.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Butty booiiii ugh so handsome want to skritch. Wish his humans were nicer

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

How has Butters been?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

๐Ÿ˜He is beautiful!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For fucks sake. Our fire alarms randomly went off. I was on the dunny half asleep. Nothing's on fire. There are cobewebs around the fire alarm that's going off, so my guess is that something's moved in to it and is triggering the sensor. This actually happened at my last place, although at a much more reasonable hour.

Our alarms are a lot worse than regular alarms in regular houses. They're all wired in series, so once one goes off, they all go off. It is controlled by a commercial style Pannell, but the best that can do for us is making it shut up for 8 minutes. After that it can be retriggered. We can't just take it off the roof, A because we'd be in a fair bit of shit, but B because it's bolted onto the roof and has several wires feeding into it anyways.

We can call the fire alarm company to replace it, but they won't get here for several hours. Several hours while we're meant to be asleep...

E: We tried vacuuming out any dust, in case that's what was causing it but no dice. Fire panel people have been called. No clue how long they'll be

E2: fire people reckon they'll be here within an hour

E3: they came out quite quickly to fix it, which honestly wasn't my experience in the past. Apparently nothing moved in, it just happened to go faulty. I blame the sun farts. In any case he took it off the roof and somebody will come tomorrow to replace it. A bit under 2 hours from it going off til it was fixed, which was honestly a good response time. Lovely bloke they sent too. He's on call so we pulled him out of his slumber, so at least we aren't alone in our suffering ๐Ÿ˜‚

E4: also he called me back at 12:59, so he was here in under an hour

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What a frickin dumpster fire. The EBU fโ€™ed up hard. Also so much for not politicising Eurovision, Israel got over 300 points with one of the worst songs of the night! in the same 24 hours it warns of inceasing its bombing campaign in Rafa. I justโ€ฆ.. I donโ€™t even have words here. What the f is going on in the world.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah but Eurovision isn't political. Those bombings? Not our problem. Oh, people are upset at Israel? We'Re NoT pOlItIcAl REEEEEEE!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah but Eurovision isnโ€™t political. Those bombings? Not our problem. Oh, people are upset at Israel? Weโ€™Re NoT pOlItIcAl REEEEEEE!

Palestine isn't a participant. So I guess in a sense "not their problem"? but booting out the Dutch....? Maaaaan.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if the Dutch didn't participate next year. Joost was my pick too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Interesting! I wanted Croatia or Austria.

Nah, I reckon they'll just send him again. Given the EBU the real middle finger. Tipping theres gonna be some pretty damning interviews given over the next couple of weeks against the EBU anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's also the CNN article on the Israeli whistleblowers. Massive trigger warnings for detainment and torture if you look that up. Cripes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And yet still in the Un. Still invited to Eurovision. Netanyahu Could behead a baby on national tv and so long as he says it was a โ€œterroristโ€ Biden would still suck his dick.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

UN won't kick you out for being a genocidal dick, you want dicks to retain UN membership so everyone can yell at them - it's a place where everyone uses their words instead of nukes

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