Man, I once opened my door at the grocery store after shopping, loaded groceries in the back seat, and some woman climbs out of the vehicle next to me, screeching that I hit her car.
She's got a puppy with her arm wrapped around its neck, gesticulating and screaming while this poor dog is flopping around.
I look at the damn car and there's a quarter inch white smear. I rub it off with my finger. It was leftover wax I hadn't cleared away. So my door did indeed bump her car. It left no dent at all.
I point this out to her, and she's screaming about it being a brand new car, and this puppy she's strangling is whining and crying.
At that point I decide I'm just leaving, but this woman decides she's going to jump in front of my car.
I get out and ask how fucking crazy is she, she could have gotten that dog killed.
Luckily, her husband comes out of the store and she's telling him all kinds of crazy shit, but he's chill. He can't even find the place where the wax was, he ushers her into their car, and we exchange info, just in case.
It's kind of the inverse of this video, where the lady was crazy but right, but it still reminded me of it