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This technology is amazing. I hope this turns out well for the volunteer.
Hmm, turns out the human body doesn't like to be tampered with! Who could have predicted this? I'm sure this is akin to organ rejection but I'm definitely surprised that the brain has these kinds of mechanisms. Maybe to defend against ancient parasites?
If only someone could have predicted
I don't know which company I would trust developing my brain implant, but it sure as hell isn't Tesla. Their software and hardware history is less than stellar.
For stellar technology you need to go to SpaceX. You've been shopping at the wrong Musk store.
Will Yankee Candle Company have a delightful smelling implant for me? Hmmm I wonder what Cracker Barrel will come up with. The future is here, and it smells amazing.
Musk store
Welcome to the Musk store! Go over to customer service and get your brain implant. Then you can start shopping and your Neuralink will know what items you put in your cart. The most convienent shopping experience ever! Just don't shoplift, we'll know.
I mean it's too early to trust anyone with this new technology
It's ok, there's still other companies to choose from. Twitter can develop your brain implant instead!
Have you considered upgrading to the Ultra Premium Deluxe Version? For just 99.99- a month, you can actually use what you bought!
It's all very well having a Tesla implant, until you stop at a junction and your brain catches fire.
It's fiiiiine, I wouldn't want a stupid brain chip that's NOT on fire anyway. Looks much cooler and I bet that's just how Daddy Elon planned it to be.
Have they tried firing most of the neurons, keeping only the most hardcore?
What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?
The same thing we do every night Pinky.