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Oxygen (mander.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Me when my blood gets oxidized: 😔

[–] [email protected] 117 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Every creature that had ever breathed oxygen, dies. That's a 100% mortality rate.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Every creature that hadn't breathed oxygen also dies. Can't live with it can't live without it.

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Your body is essentially an oxidation reaction that it ponders its place in the universe.

A slowly burning fire that pays taxes.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

HOW DARE YOU BAD MOUTH RUST LIKE THAT! Rust is natural, and isn't anything bad. Let your body rust, and accept it's warm embrace.

!/s!<

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

I bet you sheeple also drink dihydrogen monoxide every day!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Just eat enough antioxidants to flush all of the oxygen out of your body!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Amen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Holding my breath from now on.

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