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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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Drake really did just respond to being called out for being a pedo w/
"Excuse me? I am absolutely not...a father"
I can't shake the feeling that this whole dispute is a viral marketing campaign.
The allegations are too heavy in my eyes. Though Drake is the type of clown to be called a groomer for clout.
Does drake think Kendrick is a 15 year old girl?
Fifteen is too old for Drake.
What a mensch!
I'm catching myself eating the onion more times than I'd like to admit.
It's the world we live in...
I’m out of the loop on this, but a friend of mine is all over it. He’ll love this!
There's a Wikipedia page if that helps.
I don’t care enough to know more than that they are beefing. That’s enough for me. I just insta share memes about it to my mate.
The best thing about it is that it's forcing Drake to defend some of the questionable things he's been accused of, while doing a terrible job of doing that defending. So we've gotten a master class Rap beef out of these two, and hopefully we get a bit more, and a bit more of pedos and sex traffickers in and around the rap world being outed to hopefully face some accountability. This beef is becoming rap's #MeToo movement.