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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

This is why we need data privacy protections against the government

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don’t give them any ideas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

They're already thinking it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oof, I'm afraid this is one of those Onion articles that are going to end up being real some day. I'm bookmarking this link.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

God dammit don’t give them ideas

[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'd believe this would come out of Texas if real.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I assumed it was real at first. They've gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

100% this is some shit they'd do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Its where project2025 (or whatever it is) gets their outline from.