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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Another car idea that I'm sure would just get me into trouble is having a mic and loudspeaker so I can speak to other drivers instead of just honking. A horn lacks the nuance of the spoken word.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

"Nuance" a.k.a. swear words. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I imagined this was a kid, just blast the whole radio spectrum..

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I know a guy who installed a large flood light on the back of his truck. He officially has it as a work light, but he uses it to flash tailgaters and people who follow him too close with their high beams on.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The car behind him should be one of those gigantic trucks with the fucking headlights six feet off the ground

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And the extra bar of light for "off road" use.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

On a vehicle that has never left the pavement

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

My buddy had a car with a rear windshield wiper and he bent the thing that sprays wiper fluid so he can spray the car behind him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

@Blaze Or just flip the rear window squirter so it points backwards.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I want this so much.

fuuuuuuuck all those mothership alienass light pink Floyd lasers people have on their cars and trucks now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Get some retro reflective tape, it's cheaper

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

highdea:

a remote controlled 3 foot wide mirror that I can directionally maneuver from drivers seat to aim at offenders behind me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your rearview mirror can do that. Yes. A larger concave mirror can direct more light back, but then you have to have a 3 foot wide mirror taking up space in the cabin or exposed to the weather outside the car, it would be prone to failure.

So just aim your rearview at them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking a mirrored surface on the motorized pad near the trunk of vehicle on outside. rear view doesn't seem to have enough ooomph behind it to be satisfying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Be better than your enemies. Annoy them and don't cause an accident in following Hammurabi.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I've always envisioned such a device to be structured like window slat blinds.
The slats lay horizontal when not in use to minimize view obstruction, and rotate into position on command.