Well I guess that's an uplifting story, being reunited with a long lost daughter and your adopted son is happy!
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2024
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Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline
Banjo music starts, then stops
"Wait, I'm... adopted?"
Violet's Tale has a prequel!
stepbrother what are you doiiing?
Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.
Some family trees look like oak trees, others douglas firs.
Classic Garret
Roll Tai
Roll Thai?
A slightly humorous play on 'Roll Tide', which is what someone sarcastically comments when someone fucks their family members/incest.
....this is literally just a definition, which is what was requested, you're welcome. 🤨🙄
In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like "bloodties the knot" or "trouble in paradise" or something. We've strayed from the light.
I'm waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it's like "MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)".
I like this version. No clickbait.
I respect that, but I remember a story in my local paper years ago about the burger van that was selling porn, and the headline was "burger van sells porn with relish". I want that world back.
Incest Reverse Card
How did she not recognize her face!?
Do you think babies look like adults but smaller?
Aging
Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.
Because how you look when you are very young can change as you get older.
Or
What do you mean by "or"?
Well I'm not saying it.
Then why even bring anything up?
Banjo music intensifies
Hey step bro
...because the groom had been adopted
Disappointing
What are you doing, step brother?
From the bride’s parents probs
If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.
Her: can you pass the potatoes?
Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!
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