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Managed to hit the concrete barriers on both sides of a 3 lane highway. Luckily didn't hit anyone but traffic was about 3km long an hour later and caused another accident within the traffic jam itself.
Edit:grammar, and obligatory - I took the frame from my partner's video who captured it for me, as I was busy avoiding the debris scattered all over the highway trying not to get a puncture. I don't touch my phone while I drive, and hope you don't either.
What is it with the huge amount of micro dicks in Vancouver needing a Lambo or Ferrari to show they totally really have a big big penis?
Seriously, burrard has multiple agencies selling that vroom vroom little boy trash. It's loud, obnoxious, and just plain plain sad
Is there something inherently wrong with wanting a cool car?
If I had the money I would seriously consider getting a McLaren. Not for daily driving, but for track days or taking out on nice days. They’re awesome cars.
You'd think we would have grown past bodyshaming by this point but apparently not.
As someone who dealt with massive insecurity in my teenage years due to what turned out to be average sized dick I fucking hate reading comments like this. This same ignorance is what makes people think it's acceptable to make fun of skinny people. By definition 50% of the men reading that comment are below average sized and they don't even own a supercar.
I think you miss the point. I don't care if somebody has a big or small dick. Personally I prefer the smaller ones, easier fit when the wife helps out. Nobody should ever be ashamed of their penis size and that wasn't the point.
Having said that, I have a problem with people needing to show off that they are so so not insecure! I call it tiny penis syndrome, but call it what you want. Call it "look at my money syndrome", it's all the same. It's all insecure douches showing off to get girls, and they disgust me.
Many if not most men just like nice cars. Simple as that. It doesn't have to do anything with insecurities.
100% fair. The problem is ego and masculinity issues which doesn't really correlate with penor size.
Was there an N on the back?
If that's the driver in the picture, I just can't help but feel sorry for the guy. His whole life he's been told having a fancy car means he's made it in life, but nobody ever taught him how to not look like a slob. Some financing department somewhere is raking in their 20% on the loan, and the insurance company is happy to provide the absolute minimum coverage required by law.
My money is on it being a rental
If you feel the need to show off your penis size and how much money you got with a car I honestly will laugh when you wreck it.
Seriously, I loathe these assholes in Yale town who need to BRROOAAAAAPPPP accelerate to 100km/h for 2 seconds to then having to slam the breaks for the next stop light. If tomorrow they're all crashed and a total loss, I'd be so happy.
Sorry, zero tears for show offs.
It is possible to own an expensive sports car and not be a giant prick who is a hazard to others in traffic. But the people who buy an expensive sports car purely for the pleasure of driving are much more likely to take it to a track than be dumb on the street, because there aren’t a lot of streets where you can really experience the car to its full potential.
A really expensive car can make you feel like an amazing driver, but can also very suddenly reveal if you’re actually skilled enough to drive it. A lot more people have the money for these cars than the money and skills for these cars.
Possible but not probable.
When I used to race, myself and a few other guys used to embarrass exotics at the track because my Civic cost less than their last major service and I wasnt afraid (financially) of putting it into the wall.
Driver - yes.
Owner - who knows...
One would think you should drive extra careful in bad weather, but what do I know; I never got a drivers license.
Easier said than done. We're talking about a rear wheel drive rocket on low profile rubber shoes. You try walking on ice with Bruce Smith pushing you from behind lol.
Guys an idiot for trying but Ricky Bobby himself would have trouble keeping 1st place driving that car in those conditions.
I drive a rear wheel-drive vehicle with no traction control. Even despite the relatively long wheelbase that thing still wants to go sideways on wet tarmac if you apply slightly too much gas. For me the immediate counter-steer is second nature but an inexperienced driver would spin out before they even had time to realize what happened. I can only imagine how much easier and faster that happens on a powerful tiny supercar like that. I'm guessing it's either that what happened here or just good old hydroplaning.
I drive a rear wheel-drive vehicle with no traction control
Its 2024, what the fuck are you thinking. I know you’re literally the stig, until you’re not.
You gonna pay for a replacement vehicle?
should I also test his walls for lead paint?
Hey, some of us were dumbed down by the leaded gas fumes in the 70s and 80s.
I had a crazy tank slapper on and oily on-ramp last summer. In my VW bus (not powerful at all, but is rear engined rear wheel drive and predates traction control by a couple decades).
I know I’m not the Stig, but was relieved that all the stupid car stuff I did in my teens still kicked when sitting literally on the front wheels of a big van in my 40s. We avoided the guard rail, and more importantly the CUV that didn’t avoid the guard rail right in front of us.
All weather tires and nothin’ to lose, baby! Get the fuck over, I’m comin’ through!
I mean depending on the model of McLaren, it might be on Pilot Sport Cups or some similar borderline track tire. Or just ultra high performance summers. Anything more than moderate rain will make them hydroplane like a motherfucker even when you’re just coasting.
Most likely he'll come up on top as these cars appreciate in value l.