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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I never realized this but it seems logical. I grew up in a French speaking area of Canada, English is the second language, but the provincial TV was broadcasting Spanish lessons. From the earliest moment that I can remember watching TV, there was Spanish lessons on it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The entire universe is beige

(Says a man facing a beige wall)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Spanish is just the bastard child of Latin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

...and Arab

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Proto-Italic? Well that's just someone's amateurish, slanted opinion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's bastard children all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

philosophy isn't real, your life is a lie, everything you've ever known and loved is a social construct made up at some point to appease the human brains insatiable desire for structure.

And yet, philosophers still exist for some reason. Curious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All form is interpretation.

So is interpretation just physics? Like, mass and inertia?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

interpretation would be a linguistic concept. Specifically regarding the structuring of sentences in a language. Unless we're referring to the physical act of conceptualizing a real concept, which then again, falls back onto linguistic roots.

Math, physics, and science, would all be a fundamental existence of the universe, our construct of that system in the universe is merely our common interpretation of how to conceptualize and explain that thing.

You place one stick on the ground, you have one stick on the ground, you place two sticks on the ground, and you have two sticks on the ground. This sentence is merely a conceptualized representation of the concept that things are static, and can be conjoined into bodies.

It nature this can be seen at the atomic level, or on a beach of sand for instance. Though the atomic model we have, is yet another interpretation of something.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I too hear the call of the void, brother.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

the call of the void is the philosophers bedding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Become a soulist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Essence of Reality? Tan cierto.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Really and truly though, it's physics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No it's all bits and bytes all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Relevant username

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

And beginners french!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Physics, chemistry, biology, neuroscience, whatever other physical sciences are all the same thing when you get down to it, just a different applications of it for describing different things...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

actually physics is just applied math. and in fact, it is actually philosophy. which is applied language. so the spanish teacher is right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was on reddit for years, now lemmy since the reddit enschittification started. This is the best comment I've ever read. So many layers of truth, meme reference, and wit!

You made my week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

thank u my friend :))

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Unironically, language dictates how we think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It was. And it is called Sapir–Whorf hypothesis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So if you're bilingual or speak more languages you have to cast a vote every time you make a decision?

What am I having for dinner?

Hot dog - screams your English speaking part

¡Tacos! - says the brain from your mother's side

No, curry! - comes your dad's side of the brain

Gagh, petahq - who knew? Seems like you're 5% Klingon

Omelette au fromage - that's the part that stayed on Reddit for too long

Voting results: I think I'm fasting tonight

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Second language teachers are all a little crazy.

My German teacher was nuts, but mostly in a fun or benign way. She genuinely cared for her students, though, and there were a lot of lessons that had nothing to do with language skills at all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My high school French teacher split in the middle of a semester to join the Bagwan Shree Rajneesh cult in 1984, so yeah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You decide. The followers all worked on the farm, wore very simple clothes, got rid of all their worldly possessions. The Bagwan was driven around in a Rolls Royce, lived separately from the commune. He also didn't pay taxes and the government thought he owed them millions.

I think there's a documentary on line somewhere now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Found the doc: Wild Wild Country on Netflix

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I remember an argument between the spanish and french kids. the french kids were saying the spanish teachers were the most insane. The french kids the opposite.

It was quite heated.

They all looked at me and my other friend that was also in german looking for a tie breaker. "I don't know what your talking about. [The single German Teacher] is definitely the craziest." it was a point of pride. they were quite taken aback. She had been caught on the wrong side of the Berlin Wall and took several weeks out of the year to talk about both the holocaust and east germany and how awful they were.

and it wasn't the sugar coated 'murica-great' oorahrah that was history class.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The essence of reality is in the difference between "ser" and "estar".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Si es certo, pero estas equivocado

Es como Heisenberg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

(Actually I definitely won’t as you may be able to tell from me copy/pasting from Wikipedia)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Watch who you’re callin’ equivocado hombre!

I’ll teach you about the limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties, such as position and momentum, can be simultaneously known!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yep but with error margin aka big chance of missing the target

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ser and estar aren't that difficult. I mostly see people struggle with por/para or the subjunctive mood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Subjunctive is the bane of my existence

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's not about the difficulty, it's that what they differentiate has philosophical consequences.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine casting a spell and mixing your prepositions.... immediate disaster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I put on my robe and wizard sombrero.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nobody expects the Spanish language inquisition.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

¿Donde está la biblioteca?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Me llamo T-Bone. La araña discoteca.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm so happy I get this reference