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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I STARTED SMELLING THAT SMELL AND CHECKED AND THERE WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER MY BED UGGGHHH
God knows when it got there but a) I only just started smelling That Smell an hour back (and I crashed for a couple of hours this afternoon) and b) I'm pretty sure it wasn't there yesterday because I hauled the old suitcase out from under the other side of the bed to take to the op shop and I didn't spot anything.
But ugggghhhhhh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One time I finished my black coffee to find bits of cockroach in the bottom of the mug... if that makes you feel any better about sleeping on a rat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

.< Drunk some water in the dark and felt one hit my teeth once. Yergh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Urggggghhhhh, burn down the whole house and have a decontamination shower.

Still better than a live rat I guess?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

πŸ˜±πŸ˜­πŸ’€

Holy shit, stuff of nightmares!! That's farked.

Least it's gone now, but damn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aaaaargh! 😱

I hope you're okay?

Many years ago, I lived in Ferntree Gully.

Beautiful suburb, lots of birds and other wildlife. Very peaceful.

But one night, I was fast asleep, when I was awakened by a rustling and scratching sound in the wardrobe.

I turned the light on, opened the wardrobe door.

AND OUT RUNS A MOUSE!!!

I jumped up on the bed and SCREAMED!

The mouse ran straight out the door as fast as it could.

I'm not sure who was more frightened β€” me or the mouse!

Anyway, next day I went to Bunnings and got a caulking gun and sealed up the spot where I *think* it got in.

Big cleanup in the kitchen and the back yard too.

That was the last I saw of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I hope you’re okay?

Just stopped shaking... I had to deal with one just before Christmas, though, so maybe that took the edge off?

What worries me is when it got in and how long it'd been there - as I said, I'm pretty sure it wasn't there yesterday and I only just started smelling That Smell, on the other hand it was stuck to the carpet and matted underneath, so... uggh.

Problem is, the foundations have sagged so there's a lot of places it could have got in (part of the reason I've sold the house). I just hope that's the last one I have to deal with before settlement day. >.<

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

omg, wtf

rats are the worst

so many hugs

eat a million butter menthols

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Luckily I had some peppermint oil on hand, so that's been sprinkled around.

I just hope the smell hasn't got into the mattress or the bed. Ugggh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

5 loads of washing done, blankets and pillows cleaned, 2 loads dishes, continuing getting tapestry fabric ready to make new chair covers, next have to clean up after cats , then I'm done πŸ’€

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I don't want to sound dramatic, but I'm a man, and I have a cold. Now, we all know that means I'm dying a slow, painful death.

No one has ever felt this bad in the history of humanity lol

Woe is me 🀧

Also this is Gibson's Imgur thingy https://imgur.com/gallery/AtAIjpO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

stop it, it's scientifically proven that men actually do suffer more than women when they have respiratory illnesses, they feel worse and get physically sicker .

Take care. Rest. Have some meds and some lemon honey tea.

hugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Weekend highlight: Finding a Philippino take away/burger place that does an ube (purple yam) flavoured dessert.

Incredibly sweet, but delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Interesting. There's a place on Lygon street that does similar. Beku Gelati. I should try a different flavour every week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I put out a dozen empty clean maccona jars in the courtyard for any neighbour who might want them. Gone in 5 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

@Seagoon_ @melbourne Ugh. It's Monday tomorrow. Why do weekends have to be so short? πŸ˜”

There's a huge workload to get through, and I'm stressing about it already.

On the upside, I'm taking Thursday and Friday off.

And there's a concert that wifey and I are going to on Tuesday night 😊

I gave her the tickets for Valentine's Day. I haven't been to a concert since the pandemic.

Also, I have a song by HER stuck in my head: https://youtu.be/_iKxR-daLCo?si=X7mcQHhCZHoN2UWn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you don't have to @ my name or melbourne for comments.

hugs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eeep!

I've been posting from Mastodon to Aussie Zone, rather than directly on the site, which is why the extra @ are there. (Hopefully it still all works without them!)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

oh, then don't worry :) we're happy to have you here anyway you can :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Peelers and I are going to Lucha Fantastica, the Mexican wrestling show, next weekend. Should be a blast! The drama! The costumes!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Went there in the before-times and it was fantastic! Youre gonna have so much fun!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was just reading that the cost of a passport is going up about $50 on 1 July, so anyone planning on getting a passport soon would be advised to do it before then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm going to apply for a passport once I turn 18 in March of next year

$400 fucking hell 🫠

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are you for fucking real? The cost was already obscene.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Second most expensive passport in the world apparently.

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