But the elusive hobo homeowner manages to hide in plain sight.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
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We call these 'landlords'
Or in most fantasy settings, just 'lords'
The BANK OWNS THE HOUSE. The young family you are so pleased to murder pay a mortgage each month.
Also — there’s no sex because of screaming infant.
No intimacy because of overtime.
No free time because of responsibilities.
These so called homeowners don’t even have time to figure out the Fediverse.
Pity them!
Okay, hear me out.
The opposite of a murder hobo is a young couple starting a family.
A young couple owning a house in this economy??
It's possible if at least one of them went to college. Even better if both can at some point in their lives
That's going to depend on what jobs they landed, and more importantly in what part of the world they live
Of course. But in this economy, if you're privileged enough to be able to go to school, it's best if you major in a field that is in demand and has a decent entry level salary. The people who got enough support to go to school but chose a profession that doesn't pay anything, have no sympathy from me.
Homicidal Homeowner
My party has recently murdered the 2 wealthiest people in this capital. Both had huge mansions. Incidentally they were both undead so they got a reward.
Not both houses, just the smaller one. Generally the liege Lord doesn't allow people to claim his fiefs as spoils for killing nobility.
But they were already dead!
But were they paying their taxes on time?
Semi-related, here's a list of words that contain the word "meow":
- meows
- meowed
- meowing
- homeowner
Time to rewatch Hobo with a Shotgun I guess
It's always a good time to rewatch Hobo with a Shotgun.
It's a perfect movie. The title sets up the premise, and the movie delivers exactly what's promised. If anyone was disappointed, it's their own fault.