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Can I Put it in my Ass? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Is this actually any different from the licking chart? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

This should definitely be its own website. High-res when? ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Can I Put it in my Ass?" 8K AI UPSCALED (from jpeg)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

[email protected] is the best of us. The best of our best, the best that each of us will ever build or ever love. So pray for this Guardian of our growth and choose him well, for if he be not truly blessed, then our designs are surely frivolous and our future but a tragic waste of hope. Bless our best and adore for he doth bear our measure to the Cosmos.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Never because this is the resolution paint.net shat this abomination out at.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can put oxygen up your ass though

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nitrogen and noble gases shouldn't be a problem either

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pretty hard to make a dildo out of gas ๐Ÿค” Unless you're a cloud?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but why would it cause rectal damage?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Solid state gasses are in the range of -200C

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I mean, yeah, you're right. I didn't take it as literally. The original comment said:

You can put oxygen up your ass though

That's what I was thinking about, just grab a gas cylinder and a hose, shove it up your ass and open the valve.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Solid = ice, very cold ice

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Missing a few more "hello there"s, unless this is what floats your boat:

a 12in diameter, 2m long Crystal of silicon (not silicone), made for semiconductor manufacturing

(Human for scale)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Silicon is not silicone, so that spot is not correct...

Unless you're talking about using one of these fuckers:

https://www.powerwaywafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/silicon-crystal.jpg

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

It's not called ARSEnic for nothing

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So... you're saying it's okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's see your oxygen dildo ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Already wearing it but you can't see it

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
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