E: sorry, I realize this isn't actually a meme. I meant to post to /c/shitpost, but since this is already at 100 upvotes, I'm going to leave it.
It's ok. You don't have to comment that this is the wrong sub for this; I've got you covered.
Hate those damn things
Have you ever eaten one, though? They're delicious and are colloquially known as the roast beef of the sky. I think they're so tender and delicious because they don't hold anything back, immediately letting all anger and negativity out as it arises.
HJØNK!
Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they're crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They're stupid, but not suicidal, and we'll get out of the fucking way.
and we’ll get out of the fucking way.
This guy is a goose confirmed.
What is their mission?
Canada geese are satans.
(Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)
Cobra Chickens
We actually refer to them by their proper name here, the Canadian cobra-chicken.
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate
No more than a quack…
There’s an unhinged psychosis in those eyes.
Meh, live and let live.
You leave window loose, you get the goose!
And then it bites you in the caboose.
Honk!
Peace was never an option