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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Imagine the Super-Bug that would be created from this kind of thing.

Either it would destroy the world, or New York would become a complete haven of people totally immune to nearly all diseases.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's already a Dr Who episode, with the whole backed up traffic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hah that's actually two different episodes, but they took place at the same time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

They would definitely come with single use plastic tips.