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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's right when they morph into a genetically identical copy of you, devour you in a blink of an eye, and take on your identity

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’d just fart and see what they do

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Intergalactic war it is

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Alien: dies

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No I wouldn't,

You don't even know their language

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You can still hear someone mocking another’s voice without knowing what they’re saying.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

oh, didn't notice that the implicit assumptions stopped at "meeting an alien race"