this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The memes great but it lacks fucks...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Piss still flows in these jugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Fine. I'll talk bad about the bottle :(

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What if it wants to be drunk, for it's own nefarious reasons, and it's smart enough to understand that better branding makes that more likely?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Plausible. I pay good money to get drunk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Or maybe a transparent plastic bottle is the water equivalent of a penthouse. You're being carried around by a servant all day and you've got a nice 360° view on the surroundings.

Unlike these poor homeless droplets in the ocean. Being pushed around by the wind permanenly, fish pooping on you and no privacy at all.