The memes great but it lacks fucks...
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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Piss still flows in these jugs
Don’t talk bad to water:
Fine. I'll talk bad about the bottle :(
What if it wants to be drunk, for it's own nefarious reasons, and it's smart enough to understand that better branding makes that more likely?
Plausible. I pay good money to get drunk.
Or maybe a transparent plastic bottle is the water equivalent of a penthouse. You're being carried around by a servant all day and you've got a nice 360° view on the surroundings.
Unlike these poor homeless droplets in the ocean. Being pushed around by the wind permanenly, fish pooping on you and no privacy at all.