Only PHP programmers post something like this as an image! ๐
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Holy fuck that last one was literally me in my first interview fresh out of college. Full on panic attack.
I once knew a "developer" with 20 years of "experience" who could not write a foreach loop by hand
Some people are really good at bullshitting their way through life
I jump between languages so much I can never remember the structure.
for item in items? Or item of items or items as item?
Best to just have the IDE auto complete it.
Same here. I'm blue collar so I only do it at work if someone fucks up and gives me access to an interpreter. Or I suck it up and use powershell or excel then drink vodka and cut myself when I get home.
Knowing about and having met multiple such "senior Devs" has made me feel so much better about my work and my own set of skills, not gonna lie.
You can tell this is fake because the code interview actually tests basic knowledge instead of giving you 13 minutes to create a templated polymorphic class which accepts arbitrary flatbuffer arguments and implements factory pattern constructors written in Haskell, with the end goal of recursively sorting nanoparticles by bond strength. Intro level position, $8/hr, must supply your own MacBook.
Ewwwww, macbook. Oh, wait. It was sarcasm I guess.
This makes me feel bad for the candidates but gave me the confidence boost I need right now
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