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    [–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me... I installed herinux but she wasn't happy and I couldn't figure out why 🀷

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

    Did she offer alcoholic beverages?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Can't remember but at the time I wasn't drinking alcohol... I was a real celebrity at parties πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

    I bet you were πŸ₯Ή πŸ‘.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

    Holy shit I might be Griffith

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

    O Griffith. What have you wrought! Guts!!

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

    Yeah, She wanted me to teach her how to turn off the bullshit in windows and install comodo...and to show her how to set it up too. That's the most important part.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    What show/movie is this from?

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

    I think Berserk?

    That or cowboy bebop.

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

    Happened to me in 1997 but I didn't mind

    [–] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.

    [–] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Did you try: sudo marry me?

    [–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

    Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file

    THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I'm sad

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

    Yeah that's a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.

    He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there...

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

    Berserk has inspired a lot of media. Worth a read although it is very dark a lot of the time.

    [–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago

    totally utterly ridiculous fantasy

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I just wanted to mount sda

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

    mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

    Sda = sex dat ass

    [–] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The fuckin Tux tattoo is what sends me, lmao

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Didn't know what those were, now that I saw, you're right they're lowkey terrifying (o.o )

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

    Xavier Roberts is still single, Ladies. True.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said "the kernel compiling, look busy".

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    PorquΓ© no los dos?

    One per cheek

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

    Ohh, I was missing that lol

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

    T'was a reference good sir

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    [–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

    I think we can all relate to this. But this is life we chose.

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

    Happens everytime, amirite