The real horror here isn't in the poor choice of tablecloth - it is still cotton, it is not entirely dishonorable.
Now have you noticed in what glass they poured the red wine? Have you? I... I need air, I need a cute eyeballs-cleansing fluffy cat or something, this is too much. This is enough internet for today, argh.
It looks like a Reidel O glass, which is just a juice glass but more expensive. The quality is nice though.
Is it okay if its just grape juice?
Oh god, I thought we had made it past this phase
His mom made them for him, those ARE the fancy linens
It's jeans, laugh now.
These forced memes are the laugh track of the internet
I've always wanted it to look like I'm eating dinner off of someones still-clothed ass...
So I'm not alone
That's not a jablecloth that's a jlacemat.
I was just thinking someone found this picture just a bit too late for it to be part of the meme.
It's never too late!