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hi everyone it's ceoofmyhouse's daughter. mum had one too many tequila shots so she asked me to make this post, hope you all have a good weekend!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Need to buy a mandoline, need to buy a mandoline. NEED TO BUY A MANDOLINE!!

Julienning (is that a word?) my third mango and I want to fucking die, so annoyingly slippery. I mean, I don't actually mind having to julienne things because it's pretty simple, but when it's multiple things that are a bit cumbersome to grip it's a huge pain.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Took the bottles and cans to the nearest deposit place only to discover it's got an electrical problem and isn't operating. Piled them all back in the car and Mr P scraped the front of the car on those yellow bollards on the way out ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ So we went up to the depot in North Coburg & got $24 from it. The outing cost $34 in snacks and Slurpees. Luckily the kids chipped in with their pocket money (I've told them that I'm happy to supply essentials and some treats when on special, but if they want junk food etc from a 7-11 or similar, they've got to pool their resources and pay for it themselves).

3 loads of washing and a batch of bolognaise sauce bubbling away on the stove, and we had an "inside BBQ" (where I cook sausages on my cast iron grill pan inside instead of sweltering outdoors). I've got tidying and junk on the table to sort through but I'm feeling ๐Ÿฆฅful.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Kitty still has the uti. Debating whether to give the first dose now or wait til supper

Edit: Ok, I've had the 5 minute rest. I'm giving it to her now. It's close enough to her dinner time that I should be able to give the next dose in the morning. It's with food though so I hope she still eats her medicated dins Edit 2: It's once daily so that is totally fine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Found a lovely seat in the shade to enjoy my fancy pie. I should be so lucky.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I wanted to leave a second google review for this place I love it so much, but apparently that's not possible so I'll hype it up here. "Pasta Khan Dolan Uyghur" not far from Melbourne Central. I first went about 4 weeks ago, since then I've been about 10 times, including 3 this week. Extremely good, authentic Uyghur food (excuse the clumsy rebranding to 'Pasta'). Every dish I've tried has been amazing. It's hard to choose a favourite. Pics below are Big Plate Chicken (for two), 'Chefs Special Spaghetti - with lamb' - please note is not spaghetti but hand pulled Chinese noodles. Lamb neck with flat noodles in spicy sauce with Szechuan peppercorn And a very spicy one with Chinese celery, capsicum, onions etc.

If you're near Melbourne central and don't know where to eat, give this place a try, you won't regret.

pics

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

So this is like the world's biggest first world problem, but it is a pet peeve of mine that Grammarly can be so impressive and yet it fails to register a quote in my work, even when using quotation marks. It constantly annoys me that it keeps trying to correct grammar errors in quotes. Is slowly driving me insane the more I write.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Out doing the unit inspections again, having a breather before a couple later this afternoon.
So far:

  • One which the agent had been touting but which I only vaguely liked. Didn't help that there was a literal traffic jam trying to park and then practically one inside, not to mention so many dramas getting an inspection that it was never available for viewing before it went on market.
  • One where there wasn't room to swing even a small cat
  • One beachfront one with a prime view of the local toilet block
  • One that was okay but nothing special.
    Now about to head off for the next lot!
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ooo slightly headachey today.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One too many Bungholio shots

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Now there's a word I didn't expect to hear today!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Furniture has arrived. I've assembled two trolleys so far. One of the trolleys I have three already that are nearly identical that I've collected from various hard rubbish piles.

Update: Shelves now assembled as well. Three drawer units to go, then I can start on the hard bit - sorting and putting away all the stuff to go in them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go tooooooo... *licks finger and holds it in the air* Kyneton for a pie. Then maybe Bendigo just because why not. Then I'll see.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Very good home made sausages in Kyneton. If local butcher is still open, enquire.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Here we go again, another lesson learnt, better know your friends, or else you will get burnt...

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Wooo road trip to moe. With a fellow ASD of a fellow age with a wonderful alignment of music and conversation lengths and topics. Quite looking forward to it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Jeez the sound of the surf this morning sounds rough.

I was cleaned up fairly hilariously yesterday by a triple wave (where 3 waves sort of turn into one). Seen 2 waves do that before many times but not 3... I was not ready for that ~3m wall of water.

I think that was my first real encounter with a rogue wave. Usually diving under waves is no biggie but it certainly did not work with that one.

Good reminder that the sea can f you up even at 'safe' beaches

edit: and hrmm, another drowning this morning just down the road at Barwon Heads apparently a boat overturned :( It's rough out there today so if you're planning on swimming on the surf coast over the w/e take care.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sounds heard from my balcony this week:

  • tram dings and trams accelerating
  • train horns
  • a man playing saxophone from a nearby balcony (I call him 'The Sax Man')
  • distant general construction
  • The Office (US) theme song from a neighbouring apartment every half hour or so
  • hooting and screaming from the social housing next door
  • helicopters
  • neighbour's dog barking
  • birds tweeting, mostly lorikeets and pigeons
  • nearby general construction
  • skateboarders laughing and skating below in the alley
  • ambulance sirens
  • two tradies arguing over something to do with their EWP
  • sounds of glass smashing and people laughing at a nearby venue
  • a group singing Happy Birthday and cheering
  • cars on the road
  • drunk people laughing in the alley, on a pub crawl
  • general construction on my building
  • neighbour's cat meowing
  • planes flying above
  • police sirens
  • the garbage truck
  • the motorcycle my neighbour drives and revvs in the alley like a hooligan (she is so lovely though ๐Ÿค”)
  • the downstairs restaurant changing their kegs over
  • trash being put in the dumpsters
  • the downstairs door beeping, opening, and closing.
  • real estate agents in the alley having dumb conversations during the workday
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Beautiful! A much richer variety of sounds than I hear at my joint!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is a sound picture. Lovely. Life happening all around you, and you can choose to engage or choose not to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It truly is my favourite place to live, I love the sounds so much.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

so many hugs

this is city life at it's best :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

So about two months ago I bought new sheets. They were a lovely teal colour.

The problem is they don't seem to be particularly colour fast. There's already fading and lines across them from where they were hung on the washing line. How disappointing.

Maybe the moral of the story is to not buy coloured sheets? Or maybe I just chose the wrong brand.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dye is so finicky sometimes... I used to dye my own clothing at home and had to be careful of it running. (I didn't have any of the special product used to remove the last loose traces either.) I used cold water washes, salt, air drying inside and sometimes detergent meant for dark colours.

There are also dye fixatives that I've seen now - I haven't used them before but if you were interested in giving that a try RIT at Woolies seems the easiest to get hold of.

Edit: It could very much be a quality issue with the sheets too but unfortunately I don't have any advice on which are good. I just gave up and buy very cheap white cotton sheets which can take a beating or some bleach.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Wrong brand. I have various coloured sheets and they're still holding their colour after years.

Look it's hard to tell with sheet quality sometimes unfortunately. I have two sets of linen sheets, both expensive organic whatever... the navy one from Elkie & Ark bought in Dec 2020 started not just pilling but, to my frustration, leaving tiny, pilled fibres on the mattress under where I slept and it's been impossible to get them off. The other one, an olive green set from Bed Threads with two extra ochre pillow cases bought in Mar 2022, has had no issues.

Neither has faded though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Hmm ok sounds like I was very unlucky with my choice then. This is a lesson to me to do more product research before buying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, if you have doubts, you can wash items BEFORE use with salt in the water instead of soap powder/detergent. This will fix the colour - even for very cheap dyed items. Dosage is 1 cup of pure cooking salt (not iodised) per 10 litres of water in the machine. Rinse with clean water as normal. This also cleans your machine quite well.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Interesting, thank you might give it a crack next time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They seem to be quite cheap price wise, and they have remained colour fast? I'll admit I'm surprised.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Another very weird dream overnight but involving a lot of childhood friends and a weird alternative version of the country I grew up in. No details today because it was very personal and at one point weirdly sexual and I'm still feeling pretty weird about that...

I think my brain is still processing the fact that I'm really here for good now after over a decade of uncertainty. There was a sense that I was very much a visitor over there and I liked that I had somewhere else to return to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

daughter of CEO I heard you like electrons โšก๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Another classic Uyghur meal, but no electrons please - those things cause cancer

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿœ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I need energy and focus to get me through furniture assembly day. Iโ€™ll start with a full english breakfast and three cups of strong black coffee please. Plus a plate of assorted pastries to keep my energy up during the day.

I'll have what she's having, only with tea and some electrons too please. Didn't know energy drinks were on the menu, but glad to find out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿž

โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ

๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿช

โšก๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you. This will power me through the massive heaps of laundry I intend to do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I need energy and focus to get me through furniture assembly day. I'll start with a full english breakfast and three cups of strong black coffee please. Plus a plate of assorted pastries to keep my energy up during the day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿž

โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ

๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿช

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

A low power drill does wonders for furniture assembly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Drill is ready to go. Still waiting on the furniture.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Fully agree with this. Gamechanger.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

A trained carpenter does not. They want to argue with the instructions all the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think she had dreads. Lovely voice though - Many rivers is a favorite of mine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah I was wrong about that bit. Impressive wild mane, but not dreaded.

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