Notable flatulists: two Brits and a French. I dunno you, but they seem full of shit.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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I wonder how to measure farts. What makes a good fart? The length, loudness, smell or just that you can do it at command?
I'd say that the ability to fart on command would take the proverbial cake.
Well, there are two schools of thought. Smell vs Sound.
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There are still people playing the lute and all kinds of other historic instruments. There must be a group of devoted flatulists out there? I'm not just saying any old farters, I'm talking true flatulists.
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I need to see a performance of one jump, one whistle, and one fart
I am impressed at the control you'd have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. "Oh, I love this one!" It's amazing.
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Also, does fart originate from flatulence art?
Life will not be the same after this.
A close elevator is now an excusite art gallery.
My basketball team used to do great fart performances in the van before the out-games. Truly amazing people. Material for Fartonauts.
I wonder if he was lactose intolerant. Either way, he found a way to monetize it.
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Imagine farting so good, it's your profession.
"What do you, Steve?"
"I am a flatulist."
"Oh you play the flute?"
"More like a tuba..."
"I am the instrument"
"... so, you're a singer"
"I'm a singer doing a handstand"
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