"I see a lot of diabetic squirrels in your future... My god that's a lot of diabetic squirrels..."
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
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Deer buffet.
Followed by venison tartare.
You do you. I would not put a piece of random deer meat in my mouth, no matter how fresh.
it's okay to swear on the internet
Are you fucking serious?!
It's not the internet. I just don't want to swear around the squirrels.
That's fair, squirrels can get mighty cranky and those teeth can do some damage.
And anything that likes to eat squirrels.
that would be so much popcorn. imagine the amount of movies you could watch with that much popcorn. youd be set for life
Over before I start the movie mate
The yellow brick road
Or a deer!
I mean, until the next train comes that is
LOL, my first thought. There'll be deer guts everywhere.
They are so slow that is not a concern
I see you haven't met a deer LMFAO
the train 🚆!
We mostly see trains when they’re around traffic, since that’s where we are. When they’re around traffic they’re slow, to reduce the likelihood of smashing up cars to provide entertainment for the internet.
But when they’re out in the middle of nowhere they haul ass. Relatively speaking. Obviously in the US our trains are nowhere near as fast as modern trains from developed nations.
Some of them haul ass. This one was hauling corn.
Nah freight lines can get up to 79 mph in some areas assuming they have PTC installed.
Obviously that's in the US, where there is a lot of flat empty space.
But chances are Bambi and thumper will have lots of forewarning
On the other hand, deer are really stupid. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some of them still got run over by a train going only 10 mph while blasting the horn.
There's a country town north of me where those idiots often bolt straight into the sides of cars.
Yeah I was just picturing the Disney like scene of all kinds of cute animals and birds eating corn, then as the you keep looking you see the express train roll through.
What a time to be a predator
Until the third train comes
What a day to be a roadkill collector.
Until the 4th train comes
I'm starting to see a trend here...
That train tracks will kill an entire ecosystem right there!
That's a lot of polenta!
The insurance company must be navigating a legal maize here
There's a kernel of truth in that statement.
Never stop being corny.
I guess he really took that chance to pop