Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck
For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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Is the Bible readable upsidedown and right side up?
The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.
LoL oh damn
Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.
For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.
it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include....
I am so confused. This is the onion… but isn’t this real?! Edit: ahh the content is the joke not the headline
The onion is just a real news source at this point.
They legit should start putting out real articles with their brand of humor and the only difference between an onion and a real article is a tiny logo at the end of the title.