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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Shout out to the homeless bloke screaming at me on my way to the station this morning. Just a great way to start the morning. Also love that after having a go at me for what ever imagined sin he calls out "help me" after I've walked off and ignored him. Yeaaaaah, not gonna do that dude. My empathy extends as far as not taking your crutch off you and belting you over the head with it.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Another work person wanting something early this morning disturbing my personal time.

I'm a little irritated by it today and eating into my coffee time early in the moment.

I need to learn to deflect and defer them for later and to be able to tell them that in person.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Practice saying: yeah, nah.

Coffee is much more important that other people deferring their responsibilities onto you unceremoniously and early.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just remove the option of contacting you before hours. I have to take teams off my phone every couple of weeks for the same reason.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They were physically in my office space when I got in this morning.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Bit chilly this morning. I had to put pants on. They have sloths on them. โ˜บ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

First morning in UGGs and trackies for me, this year.

Not gonna lie, I dig it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I put the heater on because Bill had cold paws. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿพโ„๏ธ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Having a nice lazy start to the morning. Have a GP appointment shortly and currently sitting in a cafe nearby waiting for a bagel and coffee before I slowly head into to work for a short day

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have started watching suits. Only about 10 years too late. Itโ€™s hard to find interesting shows that I donโ€™t need to supplement with phone browsing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

My partner is watching the 3 Body Problem at the moment, truly some hard sci-fi. I want to but my attention span is dismally tiny. I'd be better off reading the books I reckon.

The bits I've seen indicate it is really good! Rare for me to stand there and read the subtitles for as long as I did haha!

I also like finding smaller YT channels (100k subs rather than 2mil subs) in niches that are interesting. There's a channel called Ants Canada thats made like a weekly serial about his HUGE terrarium ecosystem: he has a few different species of ants, mantis', lizards, spiders, crickets, etc and does introductions or culls (culls as in he accidently put in some vegetation that had fire ants and had to figure out how to get them out before they fucked the other animals). Anyway! It's good!

IDK what my point was... I just also have issues keeping my attention on a movie or show ugh

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I smashed through 3 body problem, loved it. I tried the audiobook a year or so ago and it was far too dense, had to give up quite early. I think it is translated from Mandarin too so it can seem a bit clunky. The tv series I find a lot of fun though. I don't think you need to pay toooo close attention, just enjoy the ominous spooky vibe!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I don't mind janky translations, should read what they did to Vampire Hunter D after the first two books. Man, that was a jank-ass translation. (I'm pretty sure it was VHD, but it was some Japanese anime novel (not a manga) I grabbed from the library 20 years ago haha.

My partner found a streaming site, so I don't need to sub, I may put that on my other screen today while I colonise Mars haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The 3 Body Problem trilogy books are far superior to the show. Recommended reading for any sci-fi enjoyer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That does tend to be the case with books adapted to TV/film. Looking at you, Eragon and ATLA.

Tangent: LOTR is the exception imo, Peter Jackson and crew did a great job in adapting a fictional history tome into a movie. Getting rid of Tom Bombadil was a good move, despite him being so cool in the book.

I'll have to pick the books up and give them a read, I liked what little I saw in Wikipedia. Thank you!!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Thank you rubbish truck driver for knocking over my recycling bin. Always a pleasure being hunched over and gathering pieces of cardboard at 730 am.

Good think the recycle truck hasn't been around yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธHello, this is the Health Inspector. Just checking for up to date certifications and hygiene standards. You may go about your business while I have a look around.๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

it's all good, the man with hole in hands said so

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

cappuccino and an almond croissant please

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฅ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

thanks ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cheesy zucchini boats with pork please

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ›ถ๐Ÿท

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Roasted peaches and prawn toast please. And a nice cup of tea too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿžโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was digging through my photos from Adelaide and found more angry warning signs. So continuing on from my Adelaide complaint thread a few weeks ago:

Being at a train station without intending to board a train is a $1,250 expiration notice, just like not buying your bike a ticket (their version of Myki is on the train, so the station isn't a ticketed area)

Standing too close to the driver door is a $750 expiration notice

Walking through carriages while the train is moving isn't just politely discouraged, it's also a $750 expiration notice

Notably though, they seem to have replaced all the cops with ambulance drivers and Wilton security lol. Only saw 1 cop car there, but about 100 Wilson security and about 1000 ambulances (that must be where all ours vanished to)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget about the mandatory $99 Victims of Crime surcharge on all penalties they have over there. So it's $1349.

The penalty for failing to vote in SA is $10, but with $99 in victim surcharge fees.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I've figured out my next audiobook now that I've finished World War Z.

I'm going to try and work my way through Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. There's like 41 of them though and figuring out a reading order is pretty complicated. Peoples "guides" online are more suggestions than guides. One thing everyone agrees on though, even apparently Mr. Pratchett himself, is not to start at the beginning.

I've started with book #4, Mort. Which is the first in the "Death" sub-series. Like I said, it's complicated.

Also I found a site with a torrent of aaaaaall of the audiobooks which makes me very happy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I hope you love them all. The Witches series was my favourite, my toddler is starting small, with "Where's my Cow?", but it's just as good as the rest of them.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

w00t I did an online crossword in less than 3 minutes . pen and paper is always faster tho

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I went to this party the other day. There was this lady there that kept staring at me whenever she was near by and I was chatting to someone. I introduced myself but didn't get a chance to talk to her again that night.

I'm going to be in a group of people and she'll be there as well on the weekend.

Do you think it's worth trying to ask her out?

I know how this sounds but I missed a lot of this stuff growing up due to bad decisions.

I feel like a teenager with this stuff.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

maybe just chat at the party for a while and see how it goes , then ask her out ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคž

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Does the staring thing mean she wants me to talk to her? I know it's a dumb question but I honestly don't know ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I stare at people who I find attractive, before I realise I'm doing it. No harm in chatting with her next time you see her, and asking if she wants to get a coffee sometime :)

Worst case: she says no (no biggie)
Good case: you make a new friend!
Great case: you dare for a number of years
Best case: you grow old together

My metaphor lost it at the end, but my point is, you don't know until you do :) give it a shot!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Most probably

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Alternatively you may have spinach in your teeth, or sheโ€™s trying to figure out the seams in something interesting youโ€™re wearing. (Guilty of the later many a time)

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