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Lemmy.zip hostile takeover (SECRET) (lemmy.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Lemmy.zip are IPOing today.

What a fantastic opportunity for us to ~~launder money ~~ obtain a fantastic strategic asset that will open us up to new markets.

I have it on good authority that lemmy.zip:

  • Has losses far lower than other large link aggregators ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท
  • Has a large stockpile of premium tea โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ
  • Controls the price of Jaffa Cakes ๐ŸŸค๐ŸŸค๐ŸŸค
  • Is personally in contact with Diana Princess of Whales ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿณ

So, let's go!

Don't stop until we have majority voting rights!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I'm poor. Plz give NFT 4 free. Kthxbai.