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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have a good personality for sales. Like I’m generally pretty talkative and good at making friends with people pretty quickly.

Because of this most jobs I applied for tried to put me in a sales position. The thing is, is that I’m kind of a minimalist and think there is so much crap out there that people buy. Like I just don’t get why people buy certain things.

I’m not judging, but I don’t understand it.

So when I’m asked to sell something, in my heart, I just think. You don’t need any of this crap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can I interest you in this... Smart sink? Wtf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can I interest you in this Vizio that doesn't work without Internet? It's so smart, if you don't have internet, you can't even stream from your computer through HDMI!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

This one I don't get. Is this an anti meme? Like -lemmy show yours a burger you can't eat without a mouth- ?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Me too, thx for putting it into words what I felt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's a holiday and Sunday, chillout for a day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

April fools, silly, every day we live under capitalism

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I personally know of a few factory workers that are proudly working their normal 12 hour shift today. They just love selling their mind and body for scraps.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love the feeling of accomplishment and reward when I earn a bonus for the CEO instead of me!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He really needed that yacht with a smaller yacht inside of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe if they work really hard, their ceo could get a hospital ship to follow their yacht like Valve cofounder Gabe Newell has.