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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

A repost of something made by a guy who doesn't see beyond stereotypes, on both fronts

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I don't think this person knows much about either country beyond stereotypes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

In Australia we believe in equality, so I'll piss off all the states.

Victoria : "afDanistan", wokeville. Small latte drinkers who don't have a driver's licence. Labourers and Stop/Go people on $200,000.

New South Wales: dumb boomers on $3m property. Driving at 80kmh on their Learner drivers plates. Shit at rugby. Sydney nightlife ends at 9pm.

South Australia: "oh yeah I have an auntie there I think." Nothing to do. Their water tastes funny. Churches everywhere. Weird 1.5hr timezone.

Western Australia: If you want to know why there's a wait time for Toyota's, it's bloody WA buying them all. Full of cashed up bogans in lifted land cruisers. Have to watch footy at lunch time because they are 3 timezones away. If you are anti social and don't mind a 6hr drive to anywhere live there.

Tasmania: 10 people live there with a mild sense of imbreeding. Looks kinda nice, but why would you go to Tassy if you can go to New Zealand for the same price.

Northern Territory: biggest employers, the mines and Pine Gap (the CIA base). Otherwise it's Australia's poverty lane.

Australian Capital Territory: Australia's Uni campus. A concrete jungle, a tiny town where we keep the big wigs who are driven everywhere in black BMWs or Camry's.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

A concrete jungle

The bush capital being referred to as a concrete jungle is so out of touch it’s almost poetic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If you are anti social and don’t mind a 6hr drive to anywhere live there.

Looks like I'm bound for West Australia, boys

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So which region does Bluey take place in?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Brisbane, capital of QLD

Bluey Locations to visit in Brisbane - Brisbane Kids - https://brisbanekids.com.au/bluey-locations-to-visit-in-brisbane/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oh cool! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bluey is based in Queensland, top right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The Northern Territory contains no alligators, and three "Alligator River"s

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Queensland

batsh*it crazy but fancy

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Margot Robbie account is here now? No wonder this place feels different. It isn't the gay lil leftist meme page it was a few months ago.

It's nice that it's bigger, but there are more right wing trolls targeting this instance than there used to be as a result.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie shows up wherever she please!

Also, randomly showing up in places is like, one of my thing here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't like it

No I don't, never did

I don't like it

Yep, sounds Queenslander-y

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

New Jersey right in the middle of California? Sounds like Bakersfield/Fresno/Modesto.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I can't speak for the Australian version, but US Oregon is pretty hit or miss depending on which part.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I work on a remote team with three Australians who live in three different states. I'm sure they'll appreciate this! Especially the Ausalabaman guy!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My dumbass who just woke up is like "How do you pronounce Qld?"

Queensland. It's Queensland.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just assumed that qld was some archaicism that just kinda still existed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It's the state of something that has been on the receiving end of kvlt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No way is Victoria NY, more Washington.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sydney is more NY than anywhere in Victoria IMO.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sydney’s way too conservative for NY.

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