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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like... [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Will they also sell chocolate starfish?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I see what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

Even worse than the headline...

How do you fuck up hotdog water?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D