Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
I'm just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like... [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)
Will they also sell chocolate starfish?
My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.
I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.
I see what you did there.
According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Even worse than the headline...
How do you fuck up hotdog water?
Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D