The only correct way to do this is to lay a trail of very tasty and fragrant pastries from the night stand to the terrace, where there will be freshly brewed coffee.
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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Bro where do you live? In prison? Who is forcing you to wake up and go outside? Start depression maxing. Move to a one room apartment alone and never leave again.
How do you pay the rent
I get aid by the government for being a university student and the studend housing is extremely cheap
I'm paying mine with the kinda equivalent of basic income in my country, it's great! Well except the depression part
Oh hey another noodle. My username is also a noodle. But in german.
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oleep
If I wake up my fiancee prematurely I get the death sentence
And if you make her go outside, that's the death sentence for all three generations in your family
Sleepy enbys and boys too
Seems like a human rights violation
As an eepy enby I can confirm that we should be allowed to have more eep