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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes I spit fire

Hope lies in tha smoldering rubble of empires

Back through tha shanties and tha cities remains

Tha same bodies buried hungry

But with different last names

These vultures rob everyone

Leave nothing but chains

Pick a point here at home

And tha picture’s tha same

There’s a field full of slaves

Some corn and some debt

There’s a ditch full of bodies

To check for tha rent

There’s a tap, a phone, tha silence of stone

Tha numb black screen

That be feelin’ like home

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Ha! This is funny. I just noticed the dragon is still rapping in the last 2 panels.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

would ve also been funny if he said "damn this is crap"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Name the 5 greatest rappers of all time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

slim shady, marshall mathers, eminem, pac and logic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Fire Dragon... I'm out of names.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

If I was in World War Two, they’d call me Eminem.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Rap God would have been funnier but I guess less recognizable...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago